- im at a one direction concert and these two girls have "shes my tomlinson" and "shes my styles" shirts and i asked them if they were dating, expecting them to say no and that louis and harry are just friends but they completely surprised me by saying "yes, we're dating"
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE
This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game
cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk
he’s so proud
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine