they may as well have a green carpet instead of a red carpet at the Grammys because this is Ed Sheeran’s year
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
"how can you have never dated anyone"
have you seen me or known me longer than five minutes
"how can you have never kissed anyone"
again, have you seen me or known me longer than five minutes
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old
[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
dont u fucking talk shit about high school musical